Hey, Ass Butt!

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via momotarou-minishiba)

“I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from across the room and knowing instantly that they’re going to matter to you.”
— Ryan O’Connell (via missmegrose)

(Source: hellanne, via nature-guru)

paramophy:

Hayley Williams, Alternative Press Awards 2014. [ x ]

(via throwing-dicks-at-joshs-window)

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.

another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014

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yoursirenssong:

moriarty:

chocolatemew:

zimpreg:

characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength

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sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(via nature-guru)

frakintosh:

deantrippe:

injured-fallen-angel:

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

what

Now you’re thinking with Kool-Aid.

Cake and grief counseling will be available after you finish your juice.

ONLY after you finish your juice.

frakintosh:

deantrippe:

injured-fallen-angel:

parabolame:

spirkcantwerk:

shoopei:

narcolepticspaniels:

I don’t get it

omg

okay someone explain this now thank

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

what

Now you’re thinking with Kool-Aid.

Cake and grief counseling will be available after you finish your juice.

ONLY after you finish your juice.

(Source: 9gag, via tagrberry)

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via most-chillenest-bboy)